She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
You're like the curious george of whores
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you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
foreskin is a definite game changer
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Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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