we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
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You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Good news!! I can adult!! π turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ππ
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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