So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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