he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
