I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
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im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
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I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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