she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
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he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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