we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
No I am not eating basil off your cock
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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