BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
only you would photoshop your dick
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
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well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
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I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
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