But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
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how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
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She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
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