No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
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guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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