Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
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Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
Holy shit, Uber is testing a service to summon an ice cream truck.
Bring me the penis of the founder so I may endlessly fellate him. Or cunnalinge. I don't discriminate.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
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Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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