If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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