Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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