Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
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This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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