I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
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