its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
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I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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