I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
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You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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