god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
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note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
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You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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