We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
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Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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