if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
Randomize
