Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
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You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We're using joints as your birthday candles
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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