Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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