none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
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Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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