'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dick very happy bro
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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