So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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