i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ketchup is God's man juice
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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