Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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