Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
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