I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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