It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
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let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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