I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
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dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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