We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
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Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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