He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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