So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
