I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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