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He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
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He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
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