all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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