Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
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I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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