Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Stuck in the Dallas airport. At the bar. Everytime a flight to DC gets cancelled, I'm takin a shot. Fuck you snow.
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at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Eating a muffin with a knife and fork. Hangovers have hit a new low.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
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My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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