How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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