Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
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She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
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Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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