How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
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