Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
I just realized that my phone was set to Brazilian time...what the fuck happened last night
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
Just smoked a joint with the hottest patient. God I love night shifts.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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