its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
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