His pubic hair was longer than his dick
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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