if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
im so horny i just used my electric toothbrush to masturbate. god help me
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
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Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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