There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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