I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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