I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Congratulations! We have a period
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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