can u get pink eye on your cock?
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
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I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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