I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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