But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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