I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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