I CAN MOONWALK!
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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